It's only bowling? Just try rolling 35 games a week
December 23rd, 2007 by michelleSource: Indianapolis Star ()
So many bowling questions, so few open lanes.
(Yes, I’m writing about bowling. Again. I realize some readers think I write about bowling every time I go through a divorce, but that’s not the case. In fact, Toni, aka She Could Be The One III, is better than advertised and she bowls — well, she has trouble cracking 100 even with the bumpers, but, hey, you take what you can get.)
Is Walter Ray Williams Jr. the greatest bowler ever? He looks like an actuary and bowls like an assassin.
His steroid-free numbers are astounding: No. 1 in career PBA titles with 44, No. 1 all time in earnings, 15 consecutive seasons winning at least one tour title and finishing in the top 10 on the money list, six times player of the year.
And, this season, Williams, who won his first Player of the Year award in 1986, is leading the pack for a seventh top honor — at age 48.
(Sure, you say, it’s only bowling and bowlers aren’t as well-conditioned and athletic as tennis or basketball players. Well, you go do it. You go roll 35 games a week and see how your back and knees and wrist feel. You go out there knowing the difference between a 224 average and a 217 average can be the difference between making the TV finals or making no money for the week. Boy, you people disgust me.)
Remarkably, bowling is Williams’s second-best sport — he’s a six-time world champion in horseshoes.
(You would know that if you paid attention to bowling. But, no, you’re watching Georgetown-Memphis college basketball or the Papajohns.com Bowl or the “Brian Boitano Spectacular.” Boy, you people disgust me.)
Should women be bowling on television? Is this some type of trick question? Women play tennis on TV, they play golf, soccer, basketball, even poker. So why shouldn’t they bowl on TV? We might put a woman into the White House — we can’t put a woman in a bowling alley to roll 748 series on TV?
If you don’t want to watch them, fine; heck, a court order couldn’t …